Meri Zindagi Kis adhoori rah pe Gaamzan hai jahan na manzil hai na musafir hai Na rasta hai na Rahi Yeah zindagi kidher ko behti jaa rahi hai jahan na lehrien hain na darya na kinara hai na mojien Zindagi kis nagar ki mehmaan tehri jahan na Izat hai na ulfat Na chahat hai na muhabbat Zindagi is ne to Fana ho jana hai Phir [...] […]
Panioon panioon jab chand Ka haala utra Neend ki jheel pe ik khawab purana utra Azmiyash main kahan ishq bhi poora utra Husn ke agay to takdeer ka likha utra Dhoop dhalnay lagi, deewar se saya utra Sat’ha Hamwar hoi, Pyaar ka darya utra Yaad se naam mitta, Zahan se chehra utra Chand lamhoon main teri nazar se kia kia utra Aaj ki [...] […]
Naiye Saal Ka Pehla Din aya To main ne teri yadoon ko Apnay Ansoon se nihla ker Apnay Sapnoon ke Kapray Pehnaye Ankhoon main judai ka Kajal Lagaya Mathay pe be-basi ka jhoomer Sajaya Aur Phir Inhien Tanhaye Ki Payal Pehnaye Daleeri Ke Kajray Pehna Ker Apnay Naam Ki bindya Inke Mathay pe Sajaye Aur Apni Wafoon ki Chadar Ourd Ker Main ne Teri Yadoon ko Naiye S […]
Lesson Number One A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a [...] No related posts. […]
Bill & Hillary Clinton are celebrating their 25th Anniversary. All 25 years Bill has kept a large box under his side of the bed. He asked Hillary never to look in his box, and so she obeyed. But, on the morning of their 25th, she couldn’t stand the suspense any longer. She opened the box [...] Related posts:…:::New Car operating system (Joke):::… Bill’s […]
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive… ..so, I took her to a gas station….. and that’s how the fight started. *-*-*-*-*-* I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her [...] Related posts:…:::Good Morning (Jokes):::… Wife:’What ar […]
Physical Fitness THIS HEADQUARTERS REQUIRES NO PHYSICAL FITNESS PROGRAM. Everyone here gets enough exercise: 1. Jumping to conclusions; 2. Flying off the handle; 3. Carrying things too far; 4. Dodging responsibilities; and 5. Pushing their luck. Fighter Pilots Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party? A: He’ll tell you. Q: What’s the diff […]
Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear. **************** Don’t cry over anyone who won’t cry over you. **************** Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. **************** You can only go as far as you push. **************** Actions speak louder than words. **************** The hardest thing t […]
The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on [...] Related posts:…:::Good Morning (Jokes):::… Wife:’What are yo […]
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman’s credibility. .. Q: “Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?” A: “No sir. But I subsequently [...] Related posts:…:::Wife From Hell ( […]
There was a good-natured millionaire in the town. Three beggars thought of approaching him for help. The first man went to the millionaire and said: “O Lord! I want five rupees. Please give me.” The millionaire was taken aback at this man’s impudence. “What! You demand five rupees from me as though I owe you [...] No related posts. […]
A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey. He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses. The girl behind the bar is surprised and asks, :Can your dog perform other tricks?”. “But of course”, the man answers, “he can even satisfy a woman.” Anxious to [...] Related posts:…:::Good Morning (Jokes):::… Wife:’What are […]
Bill’s company made software to run a car. Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side. Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes. A pop-up window appeared asking, “Are you sure you really want to stop?” Before Bill could enter “Yes”, there was a crash and the car caught fire. In panic Bill [...] Related posts:…:::Sardar Strike […]